Pay Raise Pillows

'I did get a raise. Could that be it?'

'Gibson, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

'I like it. It reminds me of my bonus development.'

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Busy office.

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

"Is this about your raise?"

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

'I'm prepared to offer you a raise, if you work hard. I knew there'd be a catch.'

"I knew there would be a catch."

'A raise? Listen, Pomeroy -- you know how I feel about clumsy attempts to fine-tune the economy!'

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

'Don't keep complimenting them on their work, or before you know it they'll be asking for a rise.'

Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'

'Have you seen these figures?' - 'I refuse to answer, on the grounds it may effect my next pay rise.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..."

I though I could depend on you Foster - and now you come in here and ask for a rise!

"That's how my boss looks when I ask for a raise."

"I asked the boss for a raise..."

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

GP pay award wheel.

'I'm getting a mixed message.'

'A raise? Has all the media doom and gloom about the economy been wasted on you?'

"The boss is not available. You could ask his computer for a raise, but that's down, too."

'I got the raise!'

"He's throwing a temper tantrum. He claims his kids get what they want when they throw them, so it may get him that raise he wants."

"It's just a suggestion, but in the future I'd wait until that black cloud over your head goes away before asking for a raise."