Pay Raise Celebration Mugs

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Loyalty Award

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

Help wanted. Various positions available.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

Ace headhunters.

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

'Congratulations, Forester. Your ingenious scheme to cut production costs ... In anticipation of this inevitable development, we are reducing your salary.'

Cog-In-The-Wheel

Anti stress week: For God sake don't miss it!!

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'Time to leave your comfort zone, Hoskins.'

"You would be perfect if you weren't you!"

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"