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"He doesn't know the command 'shake.' He only knows 'gimme five.'"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Let's shake on it.

Protein Powder Irony

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'The bad news is I left the presentation at home. The good news is we're having fresh waffles.'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

The Wonder Gym.

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

House of Waffling

Waffles + Bunnies

Milkshake Shortage

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

'His references don't check out and he knows zip about the industry--but that handshake!'

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

How milkshakes are made

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

"Shake! Good dog."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Why It's Called a Waffle

"Mr. Crane is running behind schedule. Please make yourself a waffle and have a seat."

'No whey, Jose!'

'Separate bills please.'