Pawshake Enthusiast Mugs

"He doesn't know the command 'shake.' He only knows 'gimme five.'"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Let's shake on it.

Protein Powder Irony

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'The bad news is I left the presentation at home. The good news is we're having fresh waffles.'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

The Wonder Gym.

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

House of Waffling

Waffles + Bunnies

Milkshake Shortage

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

'His references don't check out and he knows zip about the industry--but that handshake!'

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

How milkshakes are made

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

"Shake! Good dog."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Why It's Called a Waffle

"Mr. Crane is running behind schedule. Please make yourself a waffle and have a seat."

'No whey, Jose!'

'Separate bills please.'