Paws And Causes Gifts

Collecting for our canine friends...

Police Feline Unit

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Hush puppy.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Bathing the dog

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Humans are strange."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Now how did she know?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

K9 Litterati.

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"Where's your evidence?"

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

Puppy Love.

If they were cats

"Are they still following us?"

'It's a symbiotic relationship- she gives me food, and I eat it.'

'Frankly, I can't really see the future, but I will sniff your hand.'

"Let's get the ball."

Gavin had felt a caling since he was a puppy. His time spent at the Royal Ballet had paid off and now nothing could stop him...

'Do you have a license for that vehicle Miss?'

'But it's still early. Why don't you come on in, and we'll splinter a bone together?'

"It's generic, guys, and very nutritious."

'I don't mind you being on the furniture, but go for the remote one more time...'

"I'm still working on my keyboarding skills."