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Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Storm in the out tray

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

The Fast Lane.

Knight in shining Lycra!

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

Bureau of the Damned

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Depressing Company Departments.

Bicycle Sidecar.

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."