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"Come in six, your numbers up!"

'Roger, have you been putting on weight?'

A vampire in a canoe.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

The Fast Lane.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Touring Cyclist

Knight in shining Lycra!

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

Bicycle Sidecar.

Canadian Canoe.

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Give Way To Cyclists

A Young Indoor Cyclist

Biker and Cyclist.

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Exercise Car.

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Bicycle Pie Chart

Off to work.

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

La Tour 2007.

Bike Lane

Hitching a lift

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

Mountain Bike tracks.

'It was a great holiday: It rained all day, every day...'