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'Spoiled Rotten!'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Storm in the out tray

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Bureau of the Damned

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'