Pawn Pusher Prints

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Storm in the out tray

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

The Fast Lane.

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

Bureau of the Damned

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'