Paw-some Job Seeker T-Shirts

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

"We were looking for somebody with experience in mumbo-jumbo but your resume is mainly about gobbledegook."

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Urine Catcher

'...we are looking for someone with great interpersonal communication skills.'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

"You're amazing!"

"We do price loyalty, but we were also rather hoping for a candidate who could read right and walk on two legs."

"And the hiring committee was very impressed with your no nonsense attitude during the interview."

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

'I can assure you Mr. Rumplestilkskin, weaving straw into gold is a skill we can certainly use...'

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

'I think I've finally found my own niche.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"This job involves travel? Let me call my parole officer and OK it with him."

"He's a real dog person."

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

'I love your 'never-say-never' attitude, but we never hired you.'

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.