Paw-some Job Seeker Prints

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"We were looking for somebody with experience in mumbo-jumbo but your resume is mainly about gobbledegook."

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Urine Catcher

'...we are looking for someone with great interpersonal communication skills.'

"You're amazing!"

"And the hiring committee was very impressed with your no nonsense attitude during the interview."

"We do price loyalty, but we were also rather hoping for a candidate who could read right and walk on two legs."

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

'I can assure you Mr. Rumplestilkskin, weaving straw into gold is a skill we can certainly use...'

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

"He's a real dog person."

'I love your 'never-say-never' attitude, but we never hired you.'

"Are they still following us?"