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I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"You're amazing!"

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

Cat boxer

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

'He has a great left hook,'

Tree piercings.

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

A smiling woman wearing boxing gloves

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

"Good. Now punch in your password."

'Have you noticed, he's all left hook?'

'I think his hand's getting sore.'

'You're still getting caught by those upper cuts.'

Henry Cooper

"Well, it's not my fault you decided to get a body piercing in the area. Now, get undressed and go through the scanner again."

The old one, two...

"I never thought that Rex from no. 81 wold get 'emasculated'..."