Paul Signac Fan Gifts

"My method of painting is pointillism."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"No religious nuts!"

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Hanging out your shingle

Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

Way to go

"High Pressure Area"

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

"So your therapist thinks you're suffering from delusions of grandeur. But just to be on the safe side, let's invade the Low Countries before they side with Britain."

Napoleon in Therapist's Room.

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Pierre Bonnard.

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

Hook couldn't believe he hadn't thought of inviting his brother, Captain Flyswat, before.

Toughing it out in the real estate game.

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

Don't walk while cross.

Bowel & Breakfast.

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

'I've had raging hormones for the last 80 years.'

'It's the French Government - they want us to return all the words we borrowed from their language.'

Watch for falling meteors.

"Crazy bastard thinks he's Napoleon."

My Exit

Street prophet with notice board - The World Ends at Midnight - Have a Nice Day

'Someday I predict that the infantry will ride EVERYWHERE!'

Bear sleeping in a cave.