Pattern Prodigy Pillows

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"It was a sweater when I began."

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

I quilt therefore I am

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Snapshots in Time

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Making it look easy.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Pea green

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

King Madras

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Quilt fanatic

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Tiger

A tessellation of running figures.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Wallpaper Bouguet

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

"He came to help me pick out a pattern that I won't just get tired of after 30 or 40 years."