Pattern Prodigy Pillows

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"It was a sweater when I began."

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

I quilt therefore I am

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Snapshots in Time

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

King Madras

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Making it look easy.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Pea green

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

A tessellation of running figures.

Quilt fanatic

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Tiger

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Wallpaper Bouguet

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'