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It was not Katie's understanding that mirrors should be interpret.

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'I think I've scored.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Snapshots in Time

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Pea green

King Madras

Making it look easy.

Tiger

Whack A Soul.

Quilt fanatic

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Inventor of Morse Code

A tessellation of running figures.

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Neutron, Proton, Electron, Moron!

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

"Let's hit the Beech."

Wallpaper Bouguet