Pattern Play Admirer Mugs

It was not Katie's understanding that mirrors should be interpret.

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'I think I've scored.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

Snapshots in Time

Making it look easy.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

King Madras

Pea green

Whack A Soul.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Quilt fanatic

A tessellation of running figures.

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Tiger

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Inventor of Morse Code

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Wallpaper Bouguet