Pattern Play Gifts

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

The Art Student.

Remote control pirate bully

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"Tommy!"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Boy rolled into a snowball

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I'm bored."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'At lone at last.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Child driving a toy car

Swinging

'The kids were so sweet...'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Rocking Horse

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Boy and his dog