Pattern Observer Pillows

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

High School Schedule

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Snapshots in Time

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

King Madras

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Making it look easy.

Cake Walk.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

A tessellation of running figures.

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

Inventor of Morse Code

Gone to seed.

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"I'm liking it already!"

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Spider watching his web cam.

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

"He came to help me pick out a pattern that I won't just get tired of after 30 or 40 years."

"Natural selection in action."

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

Artist Painting Modern Art.

'Serves me right for frowning.'

The wardrobe of the damned.

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'