Pattern Observer Mugs

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

High School Schedule

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Snapshots in Time

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

King Madras

Making it look easy.

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Cake Walk.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Inventor of Morse Code

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

A tessellation of running figures.

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

Gone to seed.

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"I'm liking it already!"

Spider watching his web cam.

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"He came to help me pick out a pattern that I won't just get tired of after 30 or 40 years."

The wardrobe of the damned.

"Natural selection in action."

Artist Painting Modern Art.

'Serves me right for frowning.'

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'