Patron Of Purpose Prints

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

Queen of Quinoa

Labor Day Flowers

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

Would you like something from the bar, miss? It looks like you might need it.

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

"On your previous visit you were describing how you were unable to express grief at the death of your first dog, Ranger. Please continue."

'Supporting the arts'

Village Pet Shop.

"I can't help the fact he's fallen in love with the barmaids poodle."

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

"Actually, we're not a snow sculpture. Just been waiting for table service since September."

'I said I wanted a cake with a naked bird coming out of it.'

"Edgar, don't you think it's time you donated a wing somewhere?"

'In my twenties I spread risk around promiscuously. Now I'm a one portfolio man.'

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

Camille Saint-Saens.

"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"

Music in the Schools

the statue

'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'

I'm sorry, I just think we should start annoying other people.

Rural Life - 'Good God, I'm afraid we're nabbed!'

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

As American as Apple Pie!

"Here's to the greatest goddam foundation in the history of foundations—the MacArthur Foundation, or whatever the hell it's called!"

'Greg, if your cell phone was set to vibrate, I think I've located it.'