Patron Of Purpose Mugs

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

Queen of Quinoa

Labor Day Flowers

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

"On your previous visit you were describing how you were unable to express grief at the death of your first dog, Ranger. Please continue."

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

'Supporting the arts'

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

Village Pet Shop.

"I can't help the fact he's fallen in love with the barmaids poodle."

'I said I wanted a cake with a naked bird coming out of it.'

"Actually, we're not a snow sculpture. Just been waiting for table service since September."

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

'In my twenties I spread risk around promiscuously. Now I'm a one portfolio man.'

Camille Saint-Saens.

"Edgar, don't you think it's time you donated a wing somewhere?"

"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"

Music in the Schools

'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'

Rural Life - 'Good God, I'm afraid we're nabbed!'

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

the statue

As American as Apple Pie!

'Greg, if your cell phone was set to vibrate, I think I've located it.'

"Here's to the greatest goddam foundation in the history of foundations—the MacArthur Foundation, or whatever the hell it's called!"