Patriotism In Tech Pillows

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Military Medals

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

UNFADED GLORY

World Cup Fever

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

Lucky Stars.

Veterans Day '20

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

Donald Glover

Television guests' essentials in November.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Bring flag factories back to America.

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'Look...a fresh one!'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"