Patriotism Fan Pillows

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"No, it isn't 'One if by land, two if by scooter'!"

Nathan Hale has but one egret.

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Monuments

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

Support the Troops

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 7

Famous U.S. Cracks: The Liberty Bell & Roy

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

The Sinking of the Moskva

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

Rule Britannia!

Small Briton talking about French invasion

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

Statue of Liberty - with teddy

Baldo changes the family flag from a lowrider to an American flag for memorial day.

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

"If you pause for just a beat before 'and the home of the brave,' it helps to sell the bit."

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

George Washington

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