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'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"No, it isn't 'One if by land, two if by scooter'!"

Nathan Hale has but one egret.

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Monuments

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

Support the Troops

Famous U.S. Cracks: The Liberty Bell & Roy

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."

The Sinking of the Moskva

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

Rule Britannia!

Small Briton talking about French invasion

"If you pause for just a beat before 'and the home of the brave,' it helps to sell the bit."

Statue of Liberty - with teddy

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

George Washington

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

Foreign Ownership Control in the US

Go Britain!

'Arm...cramping...'

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

"December 25, 1776..."