Old soldiers at Dunkirk. Politically correct guy:'Sorry old boys-can't have you upsetting Johnny Foreigner, you know'
Patriotic Storyteller T-Shirts
Express their patriotic storytelling spirit with our comfortable and creative t-shirts. Fun, bold, and full of character—perfect for sharing stories or just celebrating their love of country.
"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."
"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"
Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.
Mount Bobblemore.
Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier
Veterans Day US
Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!
Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!
"The British are coming. Just sayin'."
The new boy was teased for being different.
"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"
'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'
Lady Liberty's Self-Care
Veterans Day
Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.
Joe Biden
"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."
"Not apple pie again!"
'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'
"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"
Stars and Stripes bleeding out
Rule Britannia!
Remember our veterans this Memorial Day
"Yes!"
2020 US president
"And now baritone Robert Winkley will sing, with no apparent effort, 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"
Baldo changes the family flag from a lowrider to an American flag for memorial day.
"Our flag means debt."
A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker
"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."
"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."
'Very interesting... your blood pressure is 17 over 76.'
Statue of Liberty - with teddy
Patriotic Storyteller T-Shirts Collection
Patriotic Storyteller Mugs
Explore our variety of patriotic storyteller mugs—perfect for inspiring mornings and lively conversations about one's homeland.
Patriotic Storyteller Pillows
Discover our patriotic pillows—soft, stylish, and perfect for celebrating their love of history and storytelling in any room.
Patriotic Storyteller Prints
Browse our patriotic storytelling prints—ideal for inspiring walls that honor their passion for history and tales of their nation.