Patriotic Ringtone Fans Pillows

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Veterans Day US

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Support the Troops

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

Rule Britannia!

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

George Washington

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

Statue of Liberty - with teddy

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

Baldo changes the family flag from a lowrider to an American flag for memorial day.

Go Britain!

Foreign Ownership Control in the US

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

"December 25, 1776..."

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

'I know the government bailout was necessary, but I don't think we should have to sing the national anthem every morning.'

Nathan Hale has but one egret.

Go Team!