Patriotic Package Packer T-Shirts

"I'm mailing a care package. It's important that our soldiers overseas know we're still thinking about 'em. It's my contribution to the war effort."

That one has all the batteries!

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Veterans Day US

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

Up your end.

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

Go Britain!

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

Canada, a country of peace and beaver tails. Happy Canada Day!

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

"December 25, 1776..."

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

'Can I still be a Yankee Doodle Dandy even though my birthday is May 25th?'

Glop With Packaging

"It says, 'To deter Porch Pirates, we've thrown your package on your roof'."

The Formation of the British Volunteer Force, 1859

"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."

'The danger of similar packaging.'

Liberty Leading The Steeplechase

Lemonade 50 Cents made in America by Americans.

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'