Patriotic Package Packer Pillows

"I'm mailing a care package. It's important that our soldiers overseas know we're still thinking about 'em. It's my contribution to the war effort."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Veterans Day US

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

Up your end.

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

Go Britain!

Canada, a country of peace and beaver tails. Happy Canada Day!

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

"December 25, 1776..."

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

'Can I still be a Yankee Doodle Dandy even though my birthday is May 25th?'

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."

Glop With Packaging

"It says, 'To deter Porch Pirates, we've thrown your package on your roof'."

The Formation of the British Volunteer Force, 1859

'The danger of similar packaging.'

As American as Apple Pie!

Liberty Leading The Steeplechase

Lemonade 50 Cents made in America by Americans.

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