Patriotic Diner Lover Mugs

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Diner.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'How would you like your toast?'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

"A votre sante!"

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'