"I wanted a gazebo."
Patriotic Decorator T-Shirts
Express your patriotism in style with our patriotic t-shirts. Clever graphics and bold colors let you showcase your love for country with humor and flair, perfect for casual outings or patriotic events.
'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
Painting by the numbers for adults
Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.
Painting the Ceiling
Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)
'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'
'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'
'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'
Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.
"We went for Scandinavian interiors."
School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .
"I love these old decorations!"
US National holiday
"I'm starting to think stripes."
"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."
Face Painting.
"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."
Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'
'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'
"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"
"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."
'Quick, press control Z!'
'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'
'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'
Redecorating Easter Island.
'I wanted a change in decor.'
"Who should we have at eye level this month?"
Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation
Veterans Day US
Pollock Painting Company
Curtains haberdashery
Pea green
'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'
"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."
Patriotic Decorator T-Shirts Collection
Patriotic Decorator Mugs
Browse our collection of patriotic mugs and find the perfect witty or bold design to start your mornings with a touch of American pride.
Patriotic Decorator Pillows
Discover patriotic pillows with fun, vibrant designs—perfect for adding a personal and spirited touch to any room.
Patriotic Decorator Prints
Find inspiring patriotic prints that bring color and personality to your walls—ideal for a creative, spirited home display.