Patriot With A Tan Pillows

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Military Medals

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

UNFADED GLORY

World Cup Fever

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

Veterans Day '20

Veterans Day US

'Look...a fresh one!'

Television guests' essentials in November.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

Barack Obama

America's New Dawn

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

The Eureka Stockade

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

"Make America calm again"

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

"Papi, why do we celebrate Memorial Day?"

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

The Winds of War

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

Iraq Exit.