First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.
Patriot With A Tan Prints
Decorate with prints that capture the cheerful, creative side of patriotism. Bright, bold designs that celebrate national pride with a sunny twist, perfect for any proud enthusiast.
"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"
"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."
Military Medals
Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam
"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."
UNFADED GLORY
World Cup Fever
It had been a while, but he had finally come home.
''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'
Veterans Day '20
Veterans Day US
'Look...a fresh one!'
Television guests' essentials in November.
The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.
Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!
Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!
"He's retreated into nationalism."
Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.
'We must protect my sovereignty.'
Barack Obama
America's New Dawn
'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'
"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."
The Eureka Stockade
'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'
"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."
'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'
"Make America calm again"
'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'
"Papi, why do we celebrate Memorial Day?"
Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .
The Winds of War
"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."
Iraq Exit.
Patriot With A Tan Prints Collection
Patriot With A Tan Mugs
Explore our collection of patriotic mugs showcasing sunny, creative designs — perfect for adding some cheerful national pride to their daily routine.
Patriot With A Tan Pillows
Brighten their space with pillows that celebrate patriotism with a sunny, creative twist, adding color and personality to any room.
Patriot With A Tan T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that blend patriotic flair with playful creativity, ideal for sunny days and spirited celebrations.