"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"
Patient Rights Defender Gifts
Looking for a gift for the patient rights defender who tirelessly advocates for healthcare justice? Our collection features humorous and heartfelt products that celebrate their unwavering commitment to improving patient care and rights. From clever mugs to inspiring prints, find something that captures their spirit of advocacy and compassion. These unique pieces are ideal for anyone battling for fairness, making their important work even more meaningful with a touch of humor and appreciation.
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
"Our war is against cancer."
Ban on Free Speech
Virtual Doctor
If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?
"How long were you in the waiting room?"
'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'
"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."
"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."
Big Brother.
Nurturing Activism
"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."
Fun with Fascism
Diner is served
"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."
Stethoscope line.
'I'm going to be a little late.'
"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."
After Roe v. Wade, a Class Divide Between Abortion Haves and Havenots
'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'
"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."
"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."
Police Shootings: Searching for justice
Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.
'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'
'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'
Medicine.
'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'
"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."
"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"
'I don't think he'll make it either....I feel it's time to call in a minister to give last rites'
Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.
"Let's run a few tests and see where we are."
'That pest in 453 is being discharged.'
Patient Rights Defender Gifts Collection
Patient Rights Defender Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for patient rights defenders—witty, inspiring, and perfect for their daily coffee or tea breaks.
Patient Rights Defender Pillows
Browse our pillows that bring a touch of support and comfort to the workspace of dedicated healthcare justice advocates.
Patient Rights Defender Prints
Discover inspiring prints that celebrate patient rights and healthcare advocacy—great for home or office decor to keep their mission close.
Patient Rights Defender T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts featuring clever slogans and empowering messages ideal for patient rights advocates to wear with pride.