Advocates For Patient Rights Gifts

"The idea that we get rid of whistleblowers is ridiculous...Ask Dr Glenn here if you don't believe me!"

Virtual Doctor

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

Stethoscope line.

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

After Roe v. Wade, a Class Divide Between Abortion Haves and Havenots

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

'So if you DO break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"

'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'

"N.H.S. Direct has been forced to close another two web pages due to cuts."

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

Our Rights

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

'I don't think he'll make it either....I feel it's time to call in a minister to give last rites'

2021 Could Look Pretty Ugly No Matter Who Wins

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

'Nothing about universal health care?'

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"Let's run a few tests and see where we are."

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

'That pest in 453 is being discharged.'

'Hello, Mr. Perkins. I'm Dr. Jones, and I'll be assisting you with your suicide.'