Stethoscope line.
Patient Rights Champion Gifts
Looking for a gift for the patient rights champion in your life? Our creatively designed products honor their dedication to advocacy, compassion, and healthcare fairness. Find inspiring, humorous, and heartfelt items perfect for showcasing their commitment to advocating for patient needs and rights.
Virtual Doctor
"How long were you in the waiting room?"
This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!
If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?
"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."
Doctors Discussion
"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."
Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO
"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."
'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'
"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."
The Public Option
Unexpected Error
'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'
'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'
Obama of Oz.
'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'
Who blames who in health Insurance problems
"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"
"We found a problem with your bill. It's too low. But I'm confident we can get it into the unaffordabe range soon."
Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.
'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'
Big Drug Companies Hooked
Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.
Government looks for new targets over GPs pay
'So if you DO break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'
Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.
"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"
"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"
Republican Healthcare
'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'
"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."
"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"
'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'
Patient Rights Champion Gifts Collection
Patient Rights Champion Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to patient rights champions—perfect for daily inspiration and encouragement.
Patient Rights Champion Pillows
Discover pillows that honor patient advocacy, adding comfort and message to any space, whether at home or in the office.
Patient Rights Champion Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that champion patient rights—perfect for decorating any advocacy space with purpose and personality.
Patient Rights Champion T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that celebrate advocating for patient rights. Great for activism events or everyday wear to spread awareness.