Patient Rights Champion Gifts

Stethoscope line.

Virtual Doctor

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Doctors Discussion

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

Obama of Oz.

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Big Drug Companies Hooked

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

Republican Healthcare

'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

'So if you DO break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"