Patient Queue Master Mugs

Surprise your patient queue master with a humorous mug that celebrates their calm and collected demeanor. Perfect for coffee breaks amidst busy lines!

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"Hunger and thirst were bad. . . some people around me collapsed. . . and by the time I got home the kids were grown up and my wife had long since remarried. . . well, Ed. . . that was one hell of a long cash desk queue!"

"Hunger and thirst were bad. . . some people around me collapsed. . . and by the time I got home the kids were grown up and my wife had long since remarried. . . well, Ed. . . that was one hell of a long cash desk queue!"

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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line." mockup

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

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Test your patience, back in one hour. mockup

Test your patience, back in one hour.

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'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...' mockup

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

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'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.' mockup

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

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'I'm going to be a little late.'

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Please Wait and wait and wait.

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The First Commuters

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"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets." mockup

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

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"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..." mockup

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

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Thanks TSA

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Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

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Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!' mockup

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

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"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."

"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me." mockup

"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."

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"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint." mockup

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

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"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?" mockup

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

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"Please stay on the line for the next available agent - unless, of course, you are feeling tired, very tired, or maybe hungry. . ."

"Please stay on the line for the next available agent - unless, of course, you are feeling tired, very tired, or maybe hungry. . ." mockup

"Please stay on the line for the next available agent - unless, of course, you are feeling tired, very tired, or maybe hungry. . ."

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10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor). mockup

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

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'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...' mockup

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

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"You took your time!"

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"I told you we had to leave earlier." mockup

"I told you we had to leave earlier."

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The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'

The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'

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'Next time?'

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Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here. mockup

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

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"My milk is gonna spoil if I stand here any longer."

"My milk is gonna spoil if I stand here any longer." mockup

"My milk is gonna spoil if I stand here any longer."

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"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' " mockup

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

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"I identify with shorter lines."

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'I like being last in line. That way, I'm the last fool to part with his money.'

'I like being last in line. That way, I'm the last fool to part with his money.' mockup

'I like being last in line. That way, I'm the last fool to part with his money.'

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"This is NHS direct.You are in a queue,approximate waiting time is 4 hours."

"This is NHS direct.You are in a queue,approximate waiting time is 4 hours." mockup

"This is NHS direct.You are in a queue,approximate waiting time is 4 hours."

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"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'. . ."

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'. . ." mockup

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'. . ."

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'I can't believe everybody isn't camping out to get in first.'

'I can't believe everybody isn't camping out to get in first.' mockup

'I can't believe everybody isn't camping out to get in first.'

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'Quit pushing. What's the hurry?' mockup

'Quit pushing. What's the hurry?'

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Patient Queue Master Mugs Collection

Patient Queue Master Pillows

Find cozy pillows that add humor and comfort, a perfect gift for the patient queue handler who appreciates a good laugh.

Patient Queue Master Prints

Our art prints humorously salute the patience and calm of your favorite queue master. Check out the collection to find the ideal wall art.

Patient Queue Master T-Shirts

Discover a variety of witty t-shirts perfect for the queue master who masters patience with style and humor. Browse our collection for more fun options.