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King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

World Tour.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

A Girl and Her Horse

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Doctors

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Lasso

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"This is my man cave."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'