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King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

World Tour.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

A Girl and Her Horse

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Doctors

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Lasso

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"This is my man cave."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."