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"General Electric beat him out of his death ray and he's simply furious!"

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Plagiarist!"

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Caption contest"

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'Your copyright is invalid, you spelled (c) wrong.'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

George Santayana

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

The segway RV.

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Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!