Patent Aficionados Mugs

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"Plagiarist!"

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Caption contest"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'Your copyright is invalid, you spelled (c) wrong.'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"

The segway RV.

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"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'