Pasture Partier T-Shirts

My mum was telling me they have some wild Christmas parties round here!

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"The club scene is really changing."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Ham-Dram

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'Wag the tails!'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Down On the Farm

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Shepherd

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

COW. JUST COW.

Even cows get the blahs....

"I've never trusted cows."

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Brown cow

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

"Your grass looks great."

Sheep

Bloomin' moths!

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

Will work for grass

Jim's Mowing Services

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?