Pasture Partier T-Shirts

My mum was telling me they have some wild Christmas parties round here!

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"The club scene is really changing."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Ham-Dram

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Wag the tails!'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Down On the Farm

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Shepherd

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

COW. JUST COW.

Even cows get the blahs....

"I've never trusted cows."

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

Sheep

"Your grass looks great."

Brown cow

Bloomin' moths!

Jim's Mowing Services

Will work for grass

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?