Pastry Gunslinger Gifts

Doughnut Making

Billy. The Kid.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Pastry Hat

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Everyone agreed big Jake was slow on the draw..But effective.

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

Santa's family holding firearms

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"