Pastoral Peace Seeker Gifts

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Try thinking about something else."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Cactus seats.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I hate it when we fight."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Dog in Daisys

Lounging by the pool

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Meditation

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

UNFADED GLORY

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

She required plenty of personal space.

Noise Pollution

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Make me one with everything!"

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'Dad, what is peace?'