Pastime Ponderer Pillows

'When I was a kid, I laid on that grass and stared up at these clouds.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"What was I thinking?!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Sauce for the Goose

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Needs to get a life"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'At least I don't have his life.'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Afraid of change - leave it here.

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."