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Retirement Presentation - ...try and get a hobby so you won't be calling back to see us.

"Young Frankenstein"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'You lifted your head.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

Television Readers.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Audio Books

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Rocking Horse

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

The Amateur Golfer

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

Little boys

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

Riding the statue.

"You spoil that boy."