Pastime Pioneer Pillows

Retirement Presentation - ...try and get a hobby so you won't be calling back to see us.

"Young Frankenstein"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

'You lifted your head.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Television Readers.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Audio Books

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Eldrow

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

The Amateur Golfer

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Rocking Horse

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

Little boys

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

Sticking out tongue