Past Offense Analyst Mugs

Discover mugs that salute the analytical skills of a past offense analyst. Perfect for mornings filled with coffee and contemplative moments, these mugs add a clever touch to their daily routine.

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'There you go, bringing up the PAST again!'

'There you go, bringing up the PAST again!' mockup

'There you go, bringing up the PAST again!'

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"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier." mockup

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

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"Now we move over to the sports desk." mockup

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

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Cricket Accidents.

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Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines mockup

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

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'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.' mockup

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

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The Other Cooperstown

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'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.' mockup

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

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'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.' mockup

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

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'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.' mockup

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

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'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.' mockup

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

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'...I don't like your chances!'

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Centaur Forward

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7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins. mockup

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

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'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.' mockup

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

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'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.' mockup

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

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Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse! mockup

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

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'Nice tackle, Dewey! You knocked the fur ball out of him!'

'Nice tackle, Dewey! You knocked the fur ball out of him!' mockup

'Nice tackle, Dewey! You knocked the fur ball out of him!'

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'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.' mockup

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

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Wilfried Zaha

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"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning." mockup

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

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Lost Season

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Basketball.

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"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

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'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?' mockup

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

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"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans." mockup

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

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"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team." mockup

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

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Kobe Bryant

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'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.' mockup

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

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Past Offense Analyst Mugs Collection

Past Offense Analyst Pillows

Find pillows that celebrate the analytical mind of a past offense analyst—comfortable and witty accents ideal for their home or office lounge.

Past Offense Analyst Prints

Browse prints that commemorate a career in offense analysis—stylish, humorous, and perfect for framing and showcasing their investigative journey.

Past Offense Analyst T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for former offense analysts—blend humor and professionalism in casual attire that resonates with their investigative spirit.