Hall Of Fame Analyst Mugs

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

US and the EU

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

" ... and markets closed lower today on news that markets would close lower today."

Sissy Spacek

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

The Evolution of Pop Culture Scapegoats

Movie Franchise

I know why your insults aren't bothering anyone. Tell me meathead. We live in an insult culture. People are accustomed to getting insulted, and by professional critics. Simone Cowell, Bill O'Reilly, Dr. Laura

Sitcom/Sitcom with laugh track.

Trump's firings

'I opted for fame instead of riches and ended up with indifference.'

"It's for an upcoming TV documentary I don't want to be seen in."

Tom and Nancy Seaver

I, for one, welcome our new Kenyan overlord!

80 Million Euros for a football player.

Servile journalism

'I hate these crossover shows!'

'I need a spell to vanquish Harry Potter hype.'

'This is not about regime change, honest.'

Venom

'Formerly, 'Regular' and 'Extra-Strength'.'

'I'd hate to be locked up with a bunch of strangers for months on end, wouldn't you?'

Using books to support Television

"Devin agrees with the president. Americans are dreamers too."