Password Security T-Shirts

"Your password must be a minimum of eight characters and contain a cartouche and at least one of the following symbols:"

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

Things that never, EVER happen

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"So who is this First pet?"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'Halt! User name and password.'

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"When you changed your magic word, did you remember to include 2 upper case letters, 2 numbers, and a special character?"

Don't use your dog's name as a password

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

Enter Password/Forgot Your Password/Solve CAPTCHA/Enter Seucirty Code/Re-Enter Password

"Ladies and Gentlemen! For my next trick, I will attempt to correctly remember my password..."

"The lost password department's that way."

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

Remembering passwords.