Password Management T-Shirts

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

"It's the only way that I can remember all my passwords..."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"So who is this First pet?"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

'Halt! User name and password.'

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"One of our old servers has been hacked. Maybe whoever did it will give me my password."

What security flaw?

"When you changed your magic word, did you remember to include 2 upper case letters, 2 numbers, and a special character?"