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'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'Halt! User name and password.'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

"Museum of Over-Used Phrases"